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An American, a Canadian and a Scot are teamed with their wives for a round of golf.

The American’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. “Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing panties?” he asked indignantly. “Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.” He immediately reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.”

Next, the Canadian’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. “Lor tundering, woman! You've no knickers on. Why not?” She replies, “I can't afford any on the money you give me.” He reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of decency, here's $20. Go buy yourself some underwear!”

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also lifts her skirt to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. “Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?” She tartly replies, “You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.” The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, “Well, fer the love o' decency woman, here's a comb..... Tidy yerself up a bit would ye!”
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